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 Happy B’day Adam & Carl  -  26 Mar 2001

Happy birthday to Adam and Carl who celebrated by inviting all the dez to go on a big clubbing mish.  Many things of interest happened that night including Mitchell’s Religious dispute with the singing Christians on Orchard Ave. Not forgetting the incident at Gus & Tony’s place after clubbing when this old dewd almost bloody died in their lounge room!  The Mansion was going off and we all came home with sore necks/legs.  I think the same thing is happening next weekend too!  That would be for Stretches party.. and then Johnny’s 2 weeks after that.. FARRKK!   Hi Hayley!  Hahhah I couldn’t resist : )

 Douf Douf  -  21 Mar 2001

Whew, well it’s been a while since my last update, that’s because my internet connection was cut for a while, but all is fixed and im back!  Im still unemployed unfortunately and desperately seeking work.  Allot has been going down this week, Johnny’s Xplod setup is thumping as everyone has witnessed from the various cruising efforts : )  I hope you guys are still reading this, cause it would be a shame for me to close it down... like I almost did on many occasions (Not your fault dewds)  The .:dezart department should be up next update (Like ive got anything better to do) So submit your wicked artwork/photography.  The update below this one is also new cause I never got the chance to upload it before my absence, so check it out too.

 Not Again! -  12 Mar 2001

Wow! An update one day after the next, don’t think im going to make a habit of it : )        A few things today, Inga’s Profile is finally up, I wrote a song today on my Irish Whistle and you can download the mp3 of it here (Right-click on this link and goto ‘Save Target as..’).  You will need a media player capable of playing the .mp3 format, if you don’t have one then you are a sad, sad person and you can get one at http://www.winamp.com.     Also i’d like to point out this logo on the right here, its the company that makes Craven cigarettes, seriously though, do you think that’s not a symbol of world domination! They’ve just about every continent in there name!  They are probably thinking “Hehehe, Tomorrow Europe, and then the World!!! Muhahahahah”.  Another thing i’d like to point out is some dewd called RAEL.  He is the leader of this own cult religion called REALISM.  He believes that there is no God, but all humans originated as a cloning experiment from some extraterrestrial beings.  He believes that he is Jesus’s Cloned brother and sees himself as the next Messiah!  Rael is co-operating the worlds first Cloning company as some religious support and has writen a book called ‘Yes to Cloning’, anyway, if you want to laugh as much as I did, then find out more at http://www.clonaid.com and http://www.rael.org.

 Return of the Cow T(r)ipperz  -  11 Mar 2001

As you can see the Cow tipping banner has returned as requested and i’d have to agree, its a classic! (Its only on the index page atm) Not much to this update accept that CrAsH_LoAdEd’s profile is up (after I told him it was a $40 membership fee to become a dez member) and he is going for his drivers licence on Tuesday, good luck dewd, hope ya get it! And look for the new ‘.:dezart’ department coming soon!

 It’s a Spanish Inquisition!  -  09 Mar 2001

You would be suprised at how inaccurate those language translators can really be.  First I wrote a short story in English and then translated it to Spanish, then I translated it back to English to see if it could come out how it started...  well this is the result : )                         “This one is the history of little account, with its domestic toys and animals. It was a small happy boy, everything with the eight years of his life, until an pleasant day he obtained patient of his small happy life and decided to kill his younger brother, little account passed a knife through his younger skull of the brothers! and he thus concludes to say of the history of today.”    Other then that being rather funny, there was a lot of chat going down in the #DezPit last night, Carl decided to make an appearance and wrote this:          “<nacra> were going to fillet his head and make dolphin burgers stupid dolphinhead.”      TecH’s profile is up and a host of numerous names waiting egarly to be added later... as soon as they gimmi their goddamn pics and profiles!  Also when are we going camping!!!!

 We need ya pplz!  -  07 Mar 2001

Our #DezPit chat room on Austnet isn’t doing so well, we need more members to join and its up to you to make that happen, get more chatters to use mIRC or any client of their choice.  There have been a few new chatters in the room of late, Psycho_Crusher and [JR]^[WOG], oh and CrAsH_LoAdEd has made an appearance or two.  Onto the news! Inga has got her Learners Permit and a 95 Daewoo..Something, cant remember the model.  And Moira and Chris have been sacrificing class time to write in the Guestbook! Hahahah, its all good : )  Tell me something pplz, why are Doughnuts called Doughnuts?  Sure, they are made of dough, but do they look like a nut?  Or taste like a nut?  Why didn’t they call them Doughrings?  Next time you goto Sleven (7-11 for the people who aren’t adept at dez lingo) ask the attended if they have Doughrings!  Adam came round on Monday with Mitchell, and we went to Pac Fair yelling abuse at people on the side of the road (God its fun!), anyway our main reason for going there was so that Adam could look at mobile phones, we went around to all the mobile shops at Pac Fair looking at different deals, you know.  Anyhow we came across this little number (pictured below) its a Ericsson T28, but the best thing about it is this accessory for it, a 32MB MP3 player add-on, it costs $280 which is a good price for a 32MB player and its really tiny!

 It’s time to milk the cows  -  04 Mar 2001

This is the DezPit, it’s not the PitDez, this is our favorite site, because it is our site, if this was your site, you’d probably like more than we did, cause it is your site, but it’s not your site, it’s the DezPit.  Well ok enough fooling around, its the dezest day of all, Sunday!  There’s some good news amoungst the dez this week, Moira got a job as a photographer with a really big company! Ryan and Mike moved into a place together, and Stretch may have got lucky last night, if he went to that lesbian party : )  The Tom Green Show is on all this weekend on the Comedy channel, so I hope you didn’t miss it!  A fw of us had lots of fun at Badam’s on friday, we took a digital camera with us, so there should be a few good shots posted up here soon.

 Autumn Ahoy!  -  01 Mar 2001

Hello again pplz, Summer is over and Autumn begins, yes its a new month of joy in the dezpit, pffft!!  I’ve been surfing around looking at ‘dez’ things, getting ideas and such and perhaps the strangest thing I came across this this lamp you see here to the right, you maybe thinking why the hell is it there, but funnily enough the person you created this lamp was an Artist called ‘Dez Ryan’!  Its meant to be some form of artwork but I cant see its relevance to the art world?  Oh well, hopefully this heat will back-off a little soon, im looking forward to winter and plenty of camping after enduring such a long, hot summer.

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